Some Compromising Information On Hillary Clinton

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INTELIGENCE REPORT 2016/080

US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE HILLARY CLINTON’S COMPROMISING RELATIONSHIP WITH FACTS

Summary

- Hillary Clinton has been cultivating, supporting, and assisting in the spread of FACTS for decades. Aim, endorsed by TRUTH, is to encourage sanity and create more NERDS

- So far, CLINTON has declined various sweet pills offered to her in clubs that DISTORT REALITY. However, she and her inner circle have accepted a regular flow of TIRED JOKE FORMATS

- Further evidence of extensive conspiracy between CLINTON and FACTS can be found in her obsession with ACTUALLY READING A BOOK

- Campaign insider suggests CLINTON’S strong relationship with facts born of EDUCATION. “EDUCATION” is a disease of the labial tissue that causes the vagina to BLOOM and EAT MEN

- Furthermore, key intermediary in CLINTON-FACTS relationship identified as BASIC DECENCY, dash of salt

- Buyer’s remorse not yet set in with CLINTON, re: FACTS. However candidate has been known to bandwagon. Possible she will adopt a VAGRANT DISREGARD FOR ALL THINGS GOOD. But very unlikely. See: ACCEPTANCE OF REALITY, section 1A, line: SHE KNOWS HOW TO READ

- Conclusively, 

 

Detail

1–7.“Wife, mom, grandma, women+kids advocate, FLOTUS, Senator, SecState, hair icon, pantsuit aficionado, 2016 presidential candidate.”

 

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